Spent most
of the day on the internet searching for jobs, what a depressing task!! While searching on Gumtree I thought I’d have
a look through the classifieds for a second hand bike, and came across some
interesting ads:
I’ve
deduced some information about the occupant of the flat directly above
ours, for example, his name is Rusty, he has flat feet and is incredibly clumsy.
I’ve never
met the guy, but I have arrived at my deductions as follows:Rusty, because of his bedsprings – they have been squeaking incredibly loudly throughout the night, THREE TIMES in fact!!!
Rusty must have flat feet because I can hear him stomping up and down the flat a lot. Or maybe he is just overweight, which might explain the bedsprings too.
And clumsy
because he keeps dropping heavy objects on the floor which makes me jump out of my skin each time!
Later today I went to the internet café to print copies of my CV and on my way out I saw a short, overweight, red faced man accompanied by a tall exotic looking woman - hmmmm, could he be Rusty???? It's terrible, I keep seeing possible Rusty lookalikes every time I go out, although I'd really rather not know what he looks like to be honest!!
Oh, and a bad wet season? You're probably thinking too much rain. Wrong! According to the Darwinians I have spoken to, we have had a bad wet season this year because it HASN'T rained, therefore hasn't cooled down and has remained unbearably (for me anyway) hot and humid.Later today I went to the internet café to print copies of my CV and on my way out I saw a short, overweight, red faced man accompanied by a tall exotic looking woman - hmmmm, could he be Rusty???? It's terrible, I keep seeing possible Rusty lookalikes every time I go out, although I'd really rather not know what he looks like to be honest!!
